Wednesday, August 08, 2007

New Tamil Nadu Censor board

This is just to waste time - mine and yours too, just thought of what should be done by the Censor board to make Tamil film industry better.

  • Ban the following directors : perarasu, ramanarayanan, TR, Vikraman
  • Ban the following actors playing chubby youths: Cap10 Vijayakanth, Rajini, TR..
  • Ban the following music directors: Deva, Srikanth deva, Iman, SA Rajkumar..
  • Ban actor Vijay, if he doesn’t play 2 consecutive films not as a local B grade fellow (teekadai master, poriki, cycle kadaikaran, auto workshop koolie).
  • Ban actor Ajith if he doesn’t use his brain in choosing forthcoming 2 consecutive films.
  • Ban cap10 if he does anything in film industry.
  • Ban the whole TR family from entering to safe guard Tamil film industry and the job of cinema professionals.
  • Ban so called comedians like Satyan, madhanbabu and supporting actors like overacting sreeman and great actors like ramesh..
  • Ban actor/Director Seran if he plays any sort of modern character.
  • Ban the actors if played in movies with age, less than 10 yrs of their real age.
  • Do censorship only if the film comes with tag - masala home entertainment.
  • Only 5 films per year can be allowed having new Heroes and heroines.
  • Ban films having very low budget like ramanarayanan’s and TR’s, if low should be considered as short films or documentaries.
  • Ban films having very high budget unnecessarily like sivaji, lovebirds, ratchagan, spending more just for songs and waste fight sequences.
  • Ban the directors if their 3 consecutive films appear same – e.g.: Shankar, same mass strategy; bala, same psychic heroes..
  • Ban the producers trying to impact on direction screenplay of the film.
  • Allow all kind of gore scenes and offensive things usage if really required for the film.
  • Instead of having subtitles like “Smoking / Acquiring liquor is injurious to health” in smoking scenes, “This scene has no logic, this is just for the sake of fun” can be put in very worst no-logic scenes, like collapsing one tower to collapse the n/w connection of whole mobile n/w in a city; famous current shock scene by cap10;
  • Remove the funny and useless tax reduction on Tamil names for the films.
  • Strictly Ban Telegu remakes.

If the above things are done I am sure there would be only some 10 movies per year but that is what the viewers has to see, and eventually their taste may improve . The above is just for the sake of fun, it is clear to everyone, who wants a change in Tamil films, that ‘all depends on the viewers taste; nothing won’t change until their taste remain the same.

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